5 reasons why teenage girls are evil:
1.They spend all day tying up the phone lines chatting with boys.
2.They made Jessie get sold, Thus giving us that sad song that made tons of kids cry in 1998.
3.They made all those crummy reality shows.
4.You know how some people have really lousy grammar and spelling? Yes, teenage girls did that.
5.They're evil. `Nuff said.
There we go, I let out some steam. Now Bruce doesn't have to see me rant about topics that he shouldn't care about. Don't know. I saw him in kindergarten at about second grade. I'm learning how to play a game he has, since I got as far as halfway, and I got frustrated and decided to throw random objects into the water in the game. I then decided to attempt to retrieve it all. That's how we came up with "Save the chicken!" My thought on the "Don't try this at home. No, this doesn't mean that you can do it at a friend's house, or on the hospital steps." warnings: Listen, does this look dangerous to you? *Holds 20 sticks of dynamite, while juggling lighters* Or I could do something safer, like using a plastic bag as a blindfold! Or even using Drano to unclog my bowels! It works for pipes, so why not for my insides? I wonder why I come up with these "Obviously not deadly" ideas. According to Quantum Physics, we can walk through walls. It's percentage of happening is just too close to 0. So, keep on running into walls, one of these days you can walk through the wall! "It appears you're writing a letter. Would you like some help?" ~Clippy
I'm probably the only one who likes that paper clip. You know, besides the person who thought him up.
