Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Mooble reviews: MTV.

Mooble reviews MTV.
(Note: I am not MTV/Viacom. I am just a snarker who thinks that mostly everything that comes on TV today is only focusing on tweens. Found by randomly channel-surfing, and checking out badly-recorded videos from teenage girls and their cameras.)

Imagine the fountain of youth. Now imagine people polluting it with cosmetics and paving it over with a shopping mall. Add some mind-rotting chemicals in the drinking fountains, and you've got MTV. Once a wonderful paradise for teens, now a terrifying reminder of today's generation.
      A few months ago I decided to check out MTV (after I saw it last, when it still played decent music). What I saw was making me worried.  There wasn't an ounce of intelligence ANYWHERE. If there was, it was immediately labelled "nerdy". Is THIS what the world is coming to? People thinking that "The red coats" are fashion models, people thinking "the British invasion" was about the British forcing us to drink tea (I'm not offending anyone by saying this. I like tea myself.), and The Beatles were actual bugs! It's almost like every show on TV is "Look at the freaks!".  Every time I see a fact wrong on these "documentaries", I start ranting about the blatant lies. (Singing doesn't work that way, computers don't have a viewer-friendly interface, and it doesn't take a short montage to program a game. Believe me, I've tried.) Face, meet palm. Palm, meet face.

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