Thursday, January 20, 2011
the continued dumbing down of society: predicted in 1957!
this film sums up why there's hilarious gems such as "caution:this bowl of hot soup is hot.", because we're too dumb to notice that we cause the problem, not the tools. was walt disney a visionary for contemporary america? most of disney's educational films are still useful today. too bad the garbage on tv gets higher ratings. today's youth could really learn something from this! i'm a old fart's mind in a teenager's body. when i watch people of my generation, i don't know whether to laugh, or cry! i guess the stories about cell phones frying your brain are true, since modern teens are dumb, and they talk on the cell phone mostly every day! i guess i'm immune since i rarely talk! anyways, i have a doctor's appointment today, so i hope you enjoyed this. goodbye!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
the blog actually begins!
something dumbed down:
my mom was making a sandwich, and she showed me the label of a jar of peanut butter. it had a warning that read "allergen statement:contains peanuts.". wow, good thing they told us that "peanut butter contains peanuts!"! "after you cook the popcorn, THE BAG WILL BE HOT." wow, i never would've guessed! i think they dumbed it down because people like to sue companies to be compensated for their own stupidity. we need to be told to lather shampoo in our hair. gee,i thought it was a soda! i mean, lilac and lavender sounds like a foreign soda! i always wondered why dad kept it in the shower...every time i watch a reality show with you, i predict when someone's about to make a highly-stupid mistake. if reality tv is real, then humans are one "i want to make toast in the bathtub!" away from extinction.
my mom was making a sandwich, and she showed me the label of a jar of peanut butter. it had a warning that read "allergen statement:contains peanuts.". wow, good thing they told us that "peanut butter contains peanuts!"! "after you cook the popcorn, THE BAG WILL BE HOT." wow, i never would've guessed! i think they dumbed it down because people like to sue companies to be compensated for their own stupidity. we need to be told to lather shampoo in our hair. gee,i thought it was a soda! i mean, lilac and lavender sounds like a foreign soda! i always wondered why dad kept it in the shower...every time i watch a reality show with you, i predict when someone's about to make a highly-stupid mistake. if reality tv is real, then humans are one "i want to make toast in the bathtub!" away from extinction.
Monday, January 10, 2011
a joke for my aunt.
hi readers, my aunt has been deployed to korea for a while. her job is to look for cracks in airplanes. so, here are some jokes about cracks, and airplanes.
1An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
2.little billy swallowed a handfull of coins, so his mom rushed him to the hospital. the doctor checked him out, and his mom said "how's billy doing?". the doctor said "still no change, but you know how these situations can turn on a dime."
3.One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar she bought a lottery ticket. She won the lottery! She bought a house and a dog. She said to herself, "What should I name my house?" And she looked around and she saw a guy mooning her so she decided to name her house "Butt" Then she needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a crack house so she named her dog "Crack". One day about a month later she woke up and couldn't find her dog. She looked all over the house and she couldn't find it anywhere! So finally she called the cops and said, "Police please help me I've looked all over my Butt but I can't find my Crack!"
4.The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."
• The Army will put guards around the place.
• The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
• The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.
• The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.
we love you auntie heather!
1An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
2.little billy swallowed a handfull of coins, so his mom rushed him to the hospital. the doctor checked him out, and his mom said "how's billy doing?". the doctor said "still no change, but you know how these situations can turn on a dime."
3.One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar she bought a lottery ticket. She won the lottery! She bought a house and a dog. She said to herself, "What should I name my house?" And she looked around and she saw a guy mooning her so she decided to name her house "Butt" Then she needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a crack house so she named her dog "Crack". One day about a month later she woke up and couldn't find her dog. She looked all over the house and she couldn't find it anywhere! So finally she called the cops and said, "Police please help me I've looked all over my Butt but I can't find my Crack!"
4.The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."
• The Army will put guards around the place.
• The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
• The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.
• The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.
we love you auntie heather!
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Welcome to my new blog!
Hi, i'm mooble! this blog is basically my snarky commentary on the world, and the way it's basically getting dumber every day. it's also a showcase for my writing and movies. i'm *data corrupted* years old and i live in *data corrupted* USA. (did you REALLY think that i'd release my name on the internet? anyways, this is the most personal i'll reveal. my name starts with the letter N.) feel free to add comments, but at least keep it clean, nice, and no spam. i'm allergic to spiced ham. anyways, the real blog will start on the next update. thanks!here's a slideshow of our animals.
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