(Some of this you may find "Biased and offensive", but that's just your opinion. I try to keep things squeaky-clean, but sometimes I say words that can find on shows rated TV-Y7. Since most of my audience is 11 and up, I believe that I can throw those words around willy-nilly. Remember, these are my opinions. This isn't wikipedia.)
Hi readers! Today I have a new feature. I shall write my rants here, and add my opinions in the space that you are familiar with. Since this is rated (If it were a TV show) TV-Y7 (Think Spongebob-Squarepants and shows like that), I am free to call shows "dumb" without a care in the world! (censorship-wise) Just not the more offensive words, since I have standards too. (besides, this isn't a "gross-out" show!) Enough with this, let's start the rant!
The media, the press, they all have different names, but they all mean one thing, Television and News. Normally, they're good, but now they have gone down the (metaphorical) toilet. Why, you may ask? They keep on stretching the truth, they stereotype, and they're willing to say things for ratings. An example of saying things for ratings is "Coming up next, a man was found stealing gasoline from a local gas station. but, who is that man? coming up after the break!". JUST TELL US ALREADY! MOST OF US ARE BUSY EATING WAFFLES IN BED, ATTEMPTING TO PUT ON THAT TIE WE GOT LAST CHRISTMAS! In a news-station, "Bad news=more ratings" and "good news=less ratings"! Did I mention that tween girls are controlling the media? TWEEN GIRLS ARE EEEEVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU! Have you ever wondered why every kid with tourettes on television curses in almost every single sentence? EVERY.SINGLE.SENTENCE. It's because TV executives think that we're basically chimpanzees with money, and that we don't need facts right! Besides, I have tourettes, and I mostly just stutter in every other sentence. This is why I type most of the time, and rarely speak. If you got a nickel for every time I said something besides "Hi" or a one-word sentence, you wouldn't even have enough money to buy something from a vending machine. Okay, there's ONE secret I'm revealing on my blog. Besides, is EVERY person in the movie theater a fool that can't stop crinkling wrappers and/or talking loudly on their cell phone? If it is true, then I suggest that you find a new theater, or order the DVD from "Generic-Mail-order-Film-Service". Now you see why I create my own shows, and read from news-groups. (Of course, most of it is about animals and stuff about computers, but you probably get what I mean.) I only read the newspaper for the comics and local news anyways. For an example of what I hate about the media, here's an example of it. Okay, I am a caffeine-addicted author, and I have a confession to make. I like...[Hungry for the ending? Find out In the next rant! here's some commercials that you'll never use!] [Want cash for your gold? Join into my sca-I mean ponzi sch- I mean club! Visit our new location at the dark, obviously-not-a-trap alley behind wal-mart!] [Text "Junk" to 5551! You'll get useless junk sent to your phone for 1.99 a second! Don't question it, just text "Junk" to 5551!]
Keep on ranting Mooble, the world is listening! (Actually, the Higher Life Forms are listening, which is what really counts, right?)
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