something dumbed down:
my mom was making a sandwich, and she showed me the label of a jar of peanut butter. it had a warning that read "allergen statement:contains peanuts.". wow, good thing they told us that "peanut butter contains peanuts!"! "after you cook the popcorn, THE BAG WILL BE HOT." wow, i never would've guessed! i think they dumbed it down because people like to sue companies to be compensated for their own stupidity. we need to be told to lather shampoo in our hair. gee,i thought it was a soda! i mean, lilac and lavender sounds like a foreign soda! i always wondered why dad kept it in the shower...every time i watch a reality show with you, i predict when someone's about to make a highly-stupid mistake. if reality tv is real, then humans are one "i want to make toast in the bathtub!" away from extinction.
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